COLUMN FORTY-ONE, JANUARY 1, 1999
(Copyright © 1999 Al Aronowitz)
THE BLOODLESS COUP
RICHARD MELLON SCAIFE
Now firmly under the control of the fascist Far
Right, the Republicans, led by Hypocrite Hyde, Termite Tom, Raunchy Robert,
Toupee Trent, Armey Ant and Uncle Tom Watts, are confident that the rest of us
are not anal retentive enough to remember in the election booth two years hence
that they have told us to kiss their shitty ass.
And how will their esteemed Inspector Shithound respond when he is asked during the Senate trial to testify about the details of his collusions with Linda the Rat, Madam Goldfinger, Long-Nosed Paula's defense attorneys, their fascist paymasters, Gulf Oil heir Richard Mellon Scaife, plus Inspector Shithound's partners and buddies in the ultra-ultra right-wing Federalist Society in a plot to entrap the President into possible perjury?
"I don't recall."
"I don't remember."
Plus all the same parsing, evasions, legalisms, and misleading answers with which he has accused the President. Perjury? In the first place, the fascists who financed Long-Nosed Paula's lawsuit did so for no other reason than to establish a wedge for a look-see into the
How the right wing
President's sex life. Certainly Madam
Goldfinger, controller of Linda the Rat, both of them suspected
"assets" of the CIA (the Central Ignorance Agency to me) and both
happy to play spook, went looking to entrap Monica the Mouth after picking up
the trail left by The Mouth's loose, semen-dripping lips. The Republicans have
obfuscated the President's "perjury" to mean (1) his lie to America
when he wagged his finger and said he never touched Monica and (2) when he
answered Hypocrite Hyde's 81 versions of "When did you stop beating your
The truth is that when the President was asked under oath did he have sexual relations with The Mouth, "sexual relations" were defined by the Judge and by Long-Nosed Paula's attorneys as "sticking it in." Because the President had restricted The Mouth to giving him blow jobs only, he truthfully answered under oath: "No!" The whole sorry story, starting with the Japanese War Criminals who helped finance America's Republofascists (along with big bucks from the Moonies and the Korean CIA) has been brilliantly wrapped up and packaged for your reading pleasure by self-described Dylan "garbologist" A. J. Weberman at http://weberman.com/monica.htm . ##
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