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COLUMN SEVENTY-TWO, JUNE 1, 2002
(Copyright © 2002 Al Aronowitz)

THE JEAN POOL


http://www.merseymouth.com/

When I was young the only people who wore jeans were sailors. In fact, they weren't called jeans, they were known as dungarees. The connection with cows and manure was somehow implicit. Denims, as a generic term for indigo dyed cotton, would not surface until the Sixties, the age of the Beatles, the Mersey sound, and glam rock.

In the late Fifties young men began to struggle into 'drainpipes', no doubt inspired by the likes of James Dean and Gene Vincent. In Liverpool there was a firm called Flemings, who would tailor jeans to your personal taste, or even lack of it. Typically, they were so tight that if there is any truth in the notion that tight pants create sterility in men then the recent massive decline in Merseyside's population might, in part at least, be attributed to Flemings' zeal in building a customer base.

By 1969, there were only three real contenders for the world heavyweight denim belt, Lee, Levi and Wranglers. Loons were just a bizarre diversion. So, in one generation, we went from being mobile sandwich boards, advertising the product of a small provincial firm, to an all-singing, all-dancing advert for the big boys. When Woodstock became a media event on a par with Kosovo, the watching ad-men got the real message of the event,

“There's a billion dollars of advertising space on those butts,” they must have exulted, before breaking into a heartfelt rendition of Bless your beautiful hides!

And that is how we, the flower children, became the denim-clad wranglers riding the Trojan horses that opened the gates of consumer Paradise for Ralph Lauren's Polo players and the rest of the designer cowboys. If Gandhi were alive today he would probably be sporting a Nike tick on his loincloth!

When my son insists, "I like Nike!"

He is simply echoing the most successful political slogan in American presidential history, " I like Ike!"

What worked for Eisenhower works against me, so next time you are cursing your kid's expensive clothing choices, just remember, it was probably you who refused to wear anything without a credible label. Okay, it was only an inch or so square, but you know the saying, give somebody an inch...and they'll probably write something expensive on it.  ##

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